ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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Romeo: u got kik?
…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.
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