I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.
(via suicidal-dreaminq)

(Source: write2014, via saltydreams)

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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(Source: jackballs, via relahvant)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via loserslol)

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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(Source: bakrua, via teenscoolest)

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

(Source: dragn98, via sorry)

me: I haven't had a date since..
me: *silence*
me: omg I don't even remember

disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

(via borinq)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via cumfort)

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via lowblood-c6h12o6)

assrimming:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

(Source: lanadelgayest, via legalmexican)