abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

(via declanarry)

perks-of-being-chinese:

damnwhatsmyurl:

perks-of-being-chinese:

don’t masturbate

After reading this I’m going to have a fantastic wank when I get home

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(via hotboyproblems)

lazywhitegirl:

it’s going down, i’m yelling timber

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(via armadillo)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via circumcising)

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via cradily)

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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(via dulect)

urlannoying:

when people make fun of you for being too youngimage

(via ruinedchildhood)