kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
(via latelycravingmore)

(via toxic-ponies)

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via legalmexican)

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama, via chocolahte)

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply

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