legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via super-pig)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via jraphic)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via teenscoolest)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via coluring)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via squirtlefart)