QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
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if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
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in me mums uterus…… womb womb
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.
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