I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.
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don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like
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im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL
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when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up
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I haven't had a date since..
omg I don't even remember
wish i could have someone to be adorable with
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach
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